Have you snuggled your snake today?
Strutting into snugies’ picture
"Make way for the real stars of the ball, losers!"
Okay, for one, I did specifically call-out Teleport as being troublesome! Regardless, it’s a matter of the ‘flavour’ of what’s being done. Do you really want to drag the logic of the games into this? A Groudon should be able to bulldoze his way through any tree smaller than a skyscraper, but no, you need to call over your Bellsprout to hack down that scraggly thing in the middle of an inexplicably otherwise-beaten path. The functionality is going to be different in a game that, ultimately, exists in the players’ minds. (Plus, I could also say “Teleport does work that way in the TV show!”) It might match the functionality if they had something like Word of Recall at-will instead, but would it make sense thematically?
Medium-size Humanoid (Outsider?)
-4 Str, -2 Con, +4 Int, +8 Cha
Always Lawful Good
Psionics (Su): At will - Calm animals, Calm emotions, Detect Thoughts, Foresight, Levitate, Love Bite (Fleeting Kiss only), Shield Other, Telekinesis, Teleport without Error; 1/day - Heal. CL 20th.
Soothing Presence (Ex): Gardevoirs have a calm spirit that is pleasing to those around them. Unless magically compelled to do so, no plant or animal will attack a Gardevoir. All creatures attempting to strike or otherwise directly attack the Gardevoir, even with a targeted spell, must attempt a Will save (DC 10 + Gardevoir’s charisma bonus.) If the save succeeds, the opponent can attack normally and is immune to the effect of the soothing presence for 24 hours. If the save fails, the opponent can’t follow through with the attack, and that part of the attacker’s action is lost.
Telepathy (Su): Gardevoirs can communicate telepathically with any creature within 1000 feet that has a language.
Skills: Gardevoirs receive a +4 racial bonus to Listen checks and a +12 racial bonus to Perform (dance) checks.
Level Adjustment: Pretty darn high. Teleport at will? That’s asking for trouble.
- T.S. Eliot
Notable Accomplishments: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, The Wasteland, The Hollow Men
Notable Accomplishments: Doukutsu Monogatari (“Cave Story”), Ikachan
- Sir Winston Churchill
Notable Accomplishments: British Prime Minister
- Aunt Mabel
Notable Accomplishments: Pretty good meatloaf, not letting me watch Pokémon, driving Uncle Harvey to suicide